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The Sandbar

In the 23 years we’ve lived in this area, we’d never been to The Sandbar, a local eatery established in 1948. That changed recently when we visited for the first time with friends. They armed us with advice as we met in the parking lot.

“It’s really loud in there,” C said. “Always. It’s crowded too, even when you come early.” Which we had.

The Sandbar is your basic burger joint. There’s not much to eat for vegetarians except for salads and novel “starters.” Like fried green beans or mac-n-cheese bites. Oh, wait, there was a black bean burger at the very bottom of the menu on the back page almost as an afterthought. And each table had its own roll of paper towels, which gives you a sense of the vibe. Definitely not white tablecloth.

There are stairs to navigate to get into place and the number of televisions is daunting. So is the variety of alcohol behind the bar.

But we had a great time in spite of the challenges because the food was excellent, our server was entertaining without being annoying, and he gave C three olives in her drink.

I can see why The Sandbar is a popular place. It’s unassuming and comfortable and reasonably priced. It’s also open until 2 AM, so perhaps this is where people go when other restaurants close for the night.

To make this restaurant review stand apart, I searched the internet and learned that the world’s largest sand bar is located along the southern coast of Queensland, Australia. It has been 750,000 years in the making and, unlike most sand bars, it is home to various vegetations and wildlife.

Perhaps The Sandbar in St. Joe, Michigan can say the same thing, but in terms of time it’s just a newcomer.

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Mulch

The weather forecast has dictated my recent activities regarding my gardens. If it’s warm, but not hot and with little wind, I cancel other projects to dig in the dirt.

Spring is early this year; usually I don’t even consider these activities until the middle of May. But with company coming the end of the month into the following month, I’m glad to get a head start.

My annual plan starts in October the previous year. That’s when I close the gardens and vow I’m not going to do as much next spring. I keep this resolve through most of the winter; but when the temperatures climb and garden centers open, I forget my fall promise.

Instead, I visit various nurseries and buy all kinds of things: azaleas, petunias, zinnias, celosia, Dusty Miller, etc. The plants all smile when I put them in my checkout basket. How could I not bring them home?

So the past two days of perfect gardening weather, I have pulled weeds, planted annuals, pruned various bushes, and gotten ready to mulch. This last is important because I am only one of two residents in our complex who didn’t accept the standard association mulch. Which means I’m on my own.

No matter. The complex where I live spread mulch about four weeks ago without weeding or pruning. Unless you’re into gardening, this might not matter. But for those of us purists, mulching is the last thing in garden prep, not the first.

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Oxymorons

Oxymorons are everywhere. Earl recently gave me some, and my son Kevin and I have had more than one laugh about them.

By definition, according to one Richard Nordquist (whose credentials I didn’t check, but he seemed erudite enough) an oxymoron “is a figure of speech, usually one or two words, in which seemingly contradictory terms appear side by side.”

Here are some of his 100 examples:

Alone together, cheerful pessimist, new tradition, plastic silverware, authentic reproduction, limited lifetime guarantee, devout atheist, exact estimate, uninvited guest, found missing, ill health, jumbo shrimp, larger half, one man band.

You get the idea.

Actually the ones that stood out most for me revolve around war: civil war (Really?), living sacrifices (This feels awfully prescient), partial ceasefire (This too) and military intelligence (?????).

Nordquist also says the word ‘oxymoron’ is an oxymoron. It’s derived from two ancient Greek words: oxys meaning sharp and  moronos meaning dull or stupid.

If you want to read more of Mr. Nordquist, go to

https://www.thoughtco.com/awfully-good-examples-of-oxymorons-1691814

And by the way, I’m writing this from my home office.

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Cubs Win, Cubs Win

I know. The title is a spoiler, but I want readers who aren’t baseball fanatics to have the option of closing the website until tomorrow, when I plan to write about oxymorons. And who doesn’t like a good oxymoron?

Anyway, we (I mean Cubs management, players, Earl, and yours truly) just finished a three game home series against the Brewers. That’s the Milwaukee Brewers, an archrival of the Cubs since Eve bit the apple. This season it’s particularly intense, because the new General Manager of the Cubs left the Brewers to join the Chicago team as the highest paid manager in baseball this past spring.

This was the first match-up of the two teams this season, and it lived up to the hype. In the end, the Cubs won two out of three games; but, even though the team has won 21 games and the Brewers only 20, Milwaukee still remains in first place in the division. Don’t ask me how, because I don’t understand it. Still, we’re flying the W.

Tomorrow the Cubs face San Diego at home, and the Brewers travel to Kansas City to face the Royals. Home stadium is an advantage, so I hope tomorrow’s games put the Cubbies on top. Even if this happens, I promise to write about oxymorons.

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Kentucky Derby

Today was the one hundred fiftieth running of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs. As a rule, I’m interested in watching one of the most expensive two minutes in any sport, but for some reason today’s broadcast seemed over the top.

Maybe it was the extended coverage on more than one streaming service, as well as on NBC. Maybe it was the emphasis on the $200 million paddock renovation that “guests are just going to love.” I thought the paddock was where the horses were.

Or maybe it was the hats that people traditionally wear for the occasion. In fact, there is a website touting the best ones. And with 156,710 people in attendance, according to the racecourse’s communications director, there were a lot to choose from.

The horses were beautiful, the jockeys trim and colorful, the weather spectacular. And it was a photo finish among three contenders with Mystic Dan, a fairly long shot, taking the prize.

Still, I was more interested in Heather Cox Richardson’s article about famous horses reprinted in honor of the Derby. If you don’t read her regularly, I suggest you read this piece. Go to https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/may-3-2024.

I think I’m becoming jaded.

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Answers to Your Questions

  1. Yes, I try to blog every day; but I don’t always make it.
  2. Yes, I feel guilty when I miss a day. But, at my age, not so guilty that I beat myself up about it.
  3. No, there is never “writer’s block.” There is always something each day to write about.

But Spring came early this year, and I’ve been in my gardens for the past few days. Usually I don’t plant until the middle of May because there’s always a danger in Zone 5, where I live in terms of gardening, that frost will sneak in and ruin all my hard work.

I checked the forecast for the coming two weeks and decided to chance it. So the petunias, geraniums, zinnias, marigolds (Jumbo ones this year), and herbs are all in their allotted spaces. They seem happy to be released from their tiny plastic containers.

And I am happy that much of the hard work is done.

Any more questions?

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Mending Wall

I’ve always been struck by Robert Frost’s poem, “Mending Wall,” about the spring ritual of two neighbors meeting to repair the stone wall that divides their properties. There are so many things about the poem to ponder. To read the poem yourself, go here:

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/44266/mending-wall

Is meeting to repair a wall necessary?

Will one’s pine trees really eschew the other’s apple orchard?

Why do walls make for good neighbors?

Today, craftsmen came to repair the fence that encompasses our patio. It’s been here 15 years and needed a redo. No, there was no neighbor to work with me, no philosophical musings. Only two workers who will be paid. Still, the work reminded me of Frost.

Perhaps good fences make good neighbors, as the poem says. But perhaps they also inspire gardeners to put their best feet forward with or without neighbors.

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Paraprosdokians

Yes, I know. The first thing about this word is its pronunciation. For the record, it’s – and this is my version – pair-a-prose-doke-e-an. If you look it up you see something like /paerepros’doukien/.

Second, Wikipedia tells us all about its etymology. Paraprosdokian comes from the Greek, but is not a term of classical Greek or Latin Rhetoric. In fact, it was first used in 1896, long after the Greek and Latin eras.

So . . . you probably want to know what a paraprosdokian is. Well, it’s grammatical construct – again according to Wikipedia – “the latter part of a sentence, phrase, or larger discourse is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part.”

While this definition is accurate, perhaps examples explain it better.

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx

“He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“There are three kinds of people in the world – those who can count and  those who can’t.” – Unknown

“Always remember my grandfather’s last words: “A truck!” – Emo Phillips

Even though I consider myself knowledgeable about many types of word play, the term “paraprosdokian” was new to me. I bet it’s new to you too.

For more, visit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraprosdokian#Etymology or https://www.yourdictionary.com/articles/paraprosdokian-funny-sentences.

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The Minutes

It’s been a cultural weekend. Yesterday I attended a piano recital; this afternoon I attended a production of Tracy Lett’s play, “The Minutes.” Both were well done, but the former was about melting into the music while the latter was about jarring your beliefs.

“The Minutes,” written by Letts during the 2016 presidential election, is (per the internet) “a satire of small-town bureaucracy that grows progressively darker as it careens toward a frenzied finale.” Various websites call it a comedy. I disagree.

Here is a synopsis of the story from www.broadway.com. I couldn’t have written anything better, so I’m deferring to someone else.

The Minutes, the record-breaking hit production from Steppenwolf Theatre Company, takes a hard look at the inner workings of a city council meeting and the hypocrisy, greed, and ambition that bubble to the surface when a newcomer to the small town of Big Cherry starts to ask the wrong questions.

Why is someone on the council mysteriously missing? What happened to all those bicycles? Is there skullduggery afoot with the city’s finances? What’s the deal with the available parking space? What the F is going on with the Lincoln Smackdown? And why are the minutes from the last meeting being kept secret? 

Part Parks & Recreation, part Twilight Zone, this powerful, resonant, and funny portrayal of democracy in action proves that everything you know can change—it’s just a matter of minutes.”

Today was the last performance of the production at the Ghostlight Theatre in Benton Harbor, so I can’t encourage you to see it there. Still, I encourage you to see it or read about it or somehow learn its message. It could stand you in good stead in the 2024 presidential election.

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Piano Recital

My piano teacher has a fall and spring recital featuring the skills of her beginning students to her graduating high school seniors. It is always worth attending.

It’s been held in various venues over the years, but today’s recital was at the Hanson Theatre at Lake Michigan College, a smaller cousin to the larger Mendel Center there.

The Hanson Theatre is the perfect venue for this event. It’s small and intimate; there isn’t a bad seat; and the acoustics are pleasing. And, because it’s a professional stage, instead of a local school auditorium, the students always rise to the occasion.

I don’t mean in terms of their playing; that’s a given particularly because their piano teacher is so good at what she does. She customizes her teaching for each student depending on the age, skill level, and musical curiosity.

But what the Hanson adds could be described as “demeanor.” Most of the girls wore dresses this afternoon; the boys showed up in pants, although the occasional high schooler didn’t get past jeans. However, one young man wore a dress shirt and bow tie. The atmosphere is one of solemnity befitting Carnegie Hall.

As a piano student who began her studies in middle age, I am always impressed with how easy the younger students make it look.  Middle school pupils and high schoolers attacked the works of Chopin, Bach, Grieg, and others with a confidence that I’ve yet to acquire. It’s compounded by the fact that not one of the performers was born when I started lessons 21 years ago.

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