Over the fifteen years that I’ve blogged, I’ve written about T-shirts from time to time. It’s not about their fabrics, which have stayed fairly constant all this time. There’s cotton, linen, and polyester as well as various blends of these three. There are standard colors and the latest season’s hue. But none of this really interests me.
It’s the sayings that people are willing to wear on the front of their shirts that amuses me. Here are some that called to me from a recent catalog.
For the golfer: “May the course be with you.”
For the wine connoisseur: “The secret of enjoying a good wine. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. If it does not look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.”
For the procrastinator: “Sometimes it takes me all day to nothing done.”
For the pet lover: “A dog accepts you as the boss. A cat wants to see your resume.”
For the politicians among us: “Elect a clown; expect a circus.”
And for me; “I could be a morning person if morning happened at noon.”
What better way to find one’s life philosophy than to read T-shirts?
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