Ten minutes to write. Less time to read.

Just when you think things can’t get crazier, they do. It’s only Tuesday, but already this week presidential hopefuls Clinton and Obama are feuding about second spot on the national ticket and who should have it. There are new casualties in the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian struggle. And the stock market continues its Hellish descent.

Now comes Elliot Spitzer, the Democratic Governor of the State of New York, who has apparently been involved with a prostitute employed by The Emperors Club, an international prostitution ring. It’s enough to knock the primaries and everything else off the front page.

Which just goes to show that sex still trumps politics, mayhem, and financial collapse.