Earl reminded me this morning that Christmas is just ten months away. Not that I needed or wanted reminding, but he enjoys the holiday so much that the countdown for next year always begins on December 26.
“Want to know how many weeks and days, as well as months, are left?” he asked me. “No thank you,” I said. And he looked sad. Nevertheless, Christmas will come in its due time.
As for the Oscars, tonight is that due time. At eight-thirty in St. Joseph, Michigan, Hollywood will begin its annual homage to itself. By then, the red carpet will have already been trodden with the famous, the near-famous, and the wannabee famous. And it will be time for Ellen deGeneres to take the stage as Mistress of Ceremonies.
Some things are certain: There will be an opening number that lacks verve. Ellen will attempt to make witty comments and political jokes. There will be poor choices for couture among the guests. The acceptance speeches will be beneath anyone who makes his or her living in front of the public. I mean if you’re an actor, shouldn’t you be able to stand in front of an audience and say something admirable and creative?
But then, movie actors mouth other people’s words. Which makes me wonder if they can’t think on their own when the situation calls for it.
Why do you watch, you might ask, since you’re so critical. Well, I’m a curious devotee of award shows; I watch the round of shows — Oscar, Emmy, Obie, Tony, SAG, you name it — every year to critique and analyze. Even to learn. It’s probably not why most people watch, but then most people probably don’t have someone in their lives to remind them that Christmas is ten months from today.
It may not seem relevant, but I bet that when Oscar night is over, there are actors and actresses out there who say the same thing about this award night.
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