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Winter

We’ve all been saying what a mild winter this has been. My son in Fargo, where it’s usually below zero for weeks at a time, said there’d been no subzero yet this year. My son in New York found it more difficult to get to work during the transit strike than because of Mother Nature’s whims. And Earl and I keep saying each day that passes is that much closer to Memorial Day, which is the official close to the winter season at our house.

This week, we all revamped our opinions.

Fargo turned cold and bitter with zero as the high point; New York had 27 inches of snow in 24 hours; and southwestern Michigan bundled up for the chilliest weekend yet. Earl and I even cancelled dinner plans last night in the light of slippery roads, wind-swirled snow, and poor visibility.

Winter is still with us and can be for some time to come. So even though it got off to a slow start, that doesn’t mean we’ll not get our share of snow, cold, ice, wind, and gloom. What it might mean, however, is that the groundhog’s prediction will be taken more seriously . . . even if it’s fifty degrees on the February day he emerges from his hideaway.

Mother Nature has finally emerged from hers too.

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10,000 Missing

The airline industry announced yesterday that approximately 10,000 pieces of luggage go missing every day. And while this isn’t on the same scale as 10,000 people missing in some natural disaster, it makes me wonder what’s going on in the friendly skies. Ten thousand stray pieces of luggage a day amounts to over three million a year.

The report noted that most of the luggage eventually was reunited with its rightful owner, although I imagine each owner experienced a few hours of irritation beforehand. The scenario goes like this: You get off the plane and head for the luggage carousels, eager to have your possessions back in your hands. Maybe you’re starting your vacation and want to get to the beach; maybe you’re coming home and are tired. Regardless, you don’t anticipate that you will arrive at your destination and your stuff will not.

You wait while the bags begin to tumble onto the carousel or conveyor belt or whatever manner of assembly line the particular airport uses. You watch for the black one that is yours to come around, and it takes a while before you realize that many of your fellow passengers have gotten their bags and left the area. That’s when the first sinking feeling sets in. It’s my opinion that your luggage has been lost long before now; in fact, I suspect it didn’t even make the same airplane. But this is the moment of realization.

Each airline has a procedure in place for tracking missing luggage. Sometimes it can be traced quickly; other times, you need to go to the beach without your sunscreen or home to bed while the airlines do a search and replace. In that instance, your luggage — if it is retrieved — arrives at your door by taxicab, accompanied by an apology. You may have already had to purchase another swimsuit, but you’re willing to accept the apology anyway.

I’m glad that most luggage finally finds its way; but I also think passengers could help by taking only carry-on bags with them. I’ve seen what some people travel with, and it makes me wonder if they left anything at all behind. Airlines seem to be wondering this too, because recently several of them have inaugurated weight restrictions. You can still bring the kitchen sink, but you have to pay for it.

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Cross Training

As a child I took lessons of all kinds: swimming, dancing, cooking, gymnastics, tennis, horseback riding, and crafts. But the thing is I never pursued any of these activities long enough to become proficient at them. Instead, I got what you might call an introduction to swimming, dancing, cooking, etc.

As an adult, I followed the same practice. Over the years, I took yoga, racquetball, more tennis, crochet, ceramics, and weight training with an honest-to-goodness athletic trainer. Again, I was lucky to last a dozen weeks before giving up or becoming bored or claiming to be too busy.

My current exercise regime (cardio three times a weeks; weight training three times a week, swimming once a week) has held my interest for almost five months, a record for this sort of thing. It’s still touch and go — I’d rather be reading — but I’m pleased with the results; and that’s what keeps me going. The fact is I don’t like exercising; I like having exercised. I don’t like dieting either. But I like having lost almost ten pounds and several inches around my outer perimeter.

And it’s occurred to me that all those introductory lessons I took are standing in me good stead now. For example, I was always a wimpy swimmer, hoping I could get from one end of the pool to the other without huffing and puffing. But the recent cardio and weight training have increased my fitness level to where I almost enjoy doing laps. I had never really connected the concept of cross training before.

Many of the yoga positions I learned came back to me, and I’ve combined them with stronger muscles to avoid stiffness and increase my range of motion. Now I can sit cross legged on the floor, bend over my legs, and almost touch my nose to the floor. The next thing you know I’ll probably sign up for that TV show, “Dancing With the Stars.”

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Cartoon Politics

Last night’s news broadcasts reported that Vice President Richard Cheney finally assumed personal responsibility for his negligence last week regarding the hunting incident where his friend was injured. I could certainly find more grist for my blog with this turn of events; but enough is enough.

Rather, I think the most serious news of the day related to Pakistan, our sometimes ally, where rioting regarding cartoons in a Danish newspaper several weeks back that depicted the Prophet Mohammed unfavorably are still causing a stir, a stir that killed three people, one of them an eight year old child.

Muslims view the cartoons as blasphemous; and, from their point of view, I can understand the concern. At the same time, I suspect many Middle Eastern Muslims are not well acquainted with the concepts of democracy as the United States practices it. In our country, religious icons and political figures are fair game for cartoonists. It’s not so much blasphemous as it is political commentary with a certain edge.

I doubt we can ever explain this to the Pakistanis who rioted yesterday, one reason being that their culture does not accept dissent as easily as ours does. And it’s also possible our culture will never accept the Muslim view that some figures are above cartoon ridicule, whether they are well-known American personalities or Middle Eastern ones.

For a great look at recent political cartoons — ranging from Cheney’s problems to the muzzling of cartoonists to a host of topics — please visit

http://cartoonbox.slate.com/hottopic/?image=13&topicid=71

It’s filled with wonderful work; in fact, it might make me rethink the old adage that I’ve always resisted: that a picture is worth a thousand words. As a writer, I’ve never agreed with that premise. But, now that political cartoons have become military currency, I’m rethinking the issue.

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Cheney

Vice President Cheney has been silent so far about his accidentally spraying his friend, attorney Harry Whittington, with buckshot during an afternoon while the two buddies were hunting.

If I were Whittington, I’m not sure I would still call Cheney my friend. Yesterday, Whittington was said to have suffered coronary damage due to some of the buckshot lodging in his heart. The man is seventy-eight years old; and, even if he had been in excellent health, this can only be described as a trauma.

Yet Cheney remains calm and uncommunicative, while Whittington remains in the hospital in what is called “stable” condition. Except that there is no such thing. I worked in a hospital for nine years, and the standard description of conditions was: good, fair, serious, and critical. The use of ‘Stable’ belies the situation.

Perhaps Cheney and Whittington have been in private communication. I hope so, because I would not want to think that our Vice-President was so unfeeling or so protective of his own reputation that he wouldn’t express concern for his friend’s health.

The media is having its field day with this event. I don’t criticize or condone it. What worries me most is this: What if Cheney ever has his finger on the theoretical red button that launches a nuclear attack somewhere on the globe? And what if he accidentally pulled the trigger and sprayed part of our world with nuclear buckshot?

It seems apologies, if there was time for them, would not be in the picture.

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Con Ed

Today is Valentine’s Day, and Earl and I spent most of it bonding with Con Ed. No, I don’t mean the electric company; I mean continuing education, an annual requirement for those of us who wish to keep their real estate licenses active.

I’m not sure I do, but I do want the option. So once a year, I spend the day learning about recent changes in Michigan’s real estate law, a topic that has the appeal of a sun-dried apricot. However, the alternative is to lose one’s license and pay a large fee to regain it.

Annually Realtors® around the area herd into the local college auditorium to hear a six-hour lecture on such interesting topics as mold in residential homes, new ways of surveying property, court cases we should know, etc. At its best the course provides necessary information; at its worst, it induces sleep. More often than not, staying awake is the challenge.

Last year, I sat in the back (which is unusual for me) because I brought my current crocheting project, figuring I could multitask as the instructor droned on. I got a lot done on my afghan that day. This year I’d planned to do the same thing, but decided to bring other paperwork instead, because the project I am working on now requires total concentration. The class might allow for doing two things at once; my crochet project doesn’t.

So now Earl’s and my licenses are good for another year. We celebrated by going out for an early Valentine’s Day bite, beating the crowds that are filled with amateurs, and arriving home in time to watch some of the Olympics.

I crocheted while I watch the TV.

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Overscheduled

When I bump shoulders with friends who still have children at home, I am often struck with how busy their lives are. And how scheduled their children’s lives are. There’s school, of course; but then there’s piano lessons on Monday, gymnastics on Tuesday, soccer on Wednesday and Friday with games on the weekend, and ballet on Thursday. I sometimes wonder if children have any time left just to be children, to be idle and use their imaginations in unstructured play.

I have no children at home; I work only part-time and am at the age where one is supposedly winding down. Yet, my life is as scheduled as a preschooler’s. There’s working out three times a week (cardio, weight training, and swimming), weekly piano lessons and daily practice, writing my blog, reading, spending time with Earl, paying our bills and other house-y tasks, and my part-time job. Sometimes I think I don’t leave the treadmill at the gym.

I remember when I worked full time and had children at home. I thought I was busy then, and I was. But I’m just as busy now. The only difference is that many of the things on my weekly regimen are of my own choosing rather than obligations like school conferences, meals for a growing family, or sleepover parties for teenaged step-daughters.

And, because I’ve created this schedule, I can un-create it by giving up some of the activities. The thing is: I don’t want to, because every single thing I’m involved in is important to me. Some are things I put off when I was raising a family and working like crazy. Others are new interests I want to pursue. All are intensely interesting.

I have always secretly criticized parents who overscheduled their children, but now I’m wondering if the children have the same attitude I do. They want to do it all, and their parents are eager to comply. If that’s the case, then I admire the families involved. If, however, the children are signed up for various activities to please parents, then I hope the children rebel long before their teenage years.

As for me, I’m not going to judge anymore.

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Class Act

Michelle Kwan is a class act. As news of her decision to withdraw from Olympic competition became common knowledge, Kwan admitted that it was one of the most difficult decisions she’d ever made. While her recurring groin injury was certainly a major factor, her commitment to the United States fielding the best skating team possible was equally important.

Kwan had until February 19 to make up her mind, but in deciding now, she allowed Emily Hughes to come to Turino, prepare and take part in the Games. Not everyone would have been that generous.

This is Kwan’s fourth visit to the Olympics; and, at age twenty-five, it will surely be her last. Even if she hadn’t withdrawn, the oddsmakers were not betting on her for the gold medal. The sport belongs to lithe, athletic teenage darlings instead of seasoned veterans.

Kwan was such a teenage sensation once. At age thirteen, slight of build and already polishing the gracefulness that was her trademark, she was an alternate on the US Olympic skating team, in case Nancy Kerrigan was unable to skate. However, Michelle never saw competitive ice while Kerrigan went on to win a medal and disappear from figure skating. At age seventeen, Michelle Kwan was given a good chance to win gold, but teenager Tara Lipinksi beat her to it. She had to settle for silver. And go back to practicing. At age twenty-one, oddsmakers were definitely in Kwan’s corner, but Sarah Hughes won the coveted prize. Kwan was third. Many wondered if she’d try again.

In addition to her two Olympic medals, Michelle Kwan has acquired five world records and nine United States records along the way. No doubt she came to Turino to seek the one prize that has eluded her, and nobody is glad she had to withdraw. At the same time, the thought of Michelle Kwan faltering or falling in a competition is painful to imagine. While we may never get to see her skate in the Olympics again, she deserves our admiration for her determination, her dedication, and her demeanor both on and off the ice.

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Underwhelmed

Last night I commandeered our big TV to watch the opening ceremonies of the XX Winter Olympics, brought to us this time around by NBC. I imagine that network paid big bucks for the honor, but what I saw made me think it wasn’t up to the challenge.

In the past the opening ceremonies have been broadcast live or — if not live — at least in full. NBC’s approach was to spend the first hour of its telecast featuring sport announcers who discussed winners of past years and introduced some of this year’s competitors. I waited and waited for the opening ceremonies, which had already taken place because Turino, Italy, where the Olympics are being held, is several hours ahead of us. So I couldn’t understand why the network didn’t just cut to the chase. We have plenty of time for bios on the players later.

The Olympics holds a dear place in my heart. I was an ardent viewer back when both the Summer and Winter Olympiads were held in the same year, with four years in-between. Then someone got the bright idea that these spectacles should rotate, so that there was an Olympics on television every two years. Personally, I think this decision has done a lot to saturate public interest.

Last night’s coverage didn’t help matters. Eventually, the commentators got around to the opening ceremonies, but it was a cut and paste job at best. A snippet of this here, a clip of that there, several shots of the Italian Alps, until the parade of the athletes from the various nations began. I liked that the athletes, some of whom have no chance at medals, all had an opportunity to be on television and possibly be seen by their homeland fans. I’m certainly glad NBC didn’t cut away just because Costa Rica or Senegal were entering the stadium at the time.

I read in the paper today that the opening and closing ceremonies cost $35 million to produce. For a town like Turino, that must be a large budget for such an event. I think NBC owed it to viewers like me, as well as the host city, to spend more time showing the lighting of the flame and the various activities surrounding it. No, I wouldn’t have exchanged the parade of athletes for it, but I certainly would have forgone the banter among the commentators.

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Bush’s Bad Day

Last night’s network news seemed fraught with problems for President Bush. He went on television to describe, in much more detail than is usual for him, about how our security teams in the United States foiled an attack on the tallest building on the West Coast. It sounded as if this had happened earlier in the week; but the truth is this attack was noted by the 911 Commission in its report months ago. So why did Bush decide to get more specific now?

The media mill also hinted that Gordon “Scooter” Libby, who has been indicted and eventually could stand trial, is going to say he was given permission to leak the information to the media that he did leak by his boss. We all know that boss is Dick Cheney.

What started as a problem for Denmark, where a newspaper printed caricatures of the Prophet Mohammed a few months ago, has now engulfed the United States. Muslims across the Middle East have been rioting in response; and calls for reason are going unheard. Even Laura Bush, in her audience with Pope Benedict XVI, pleaded for calm. Yet today’s reports from the area describe more violence.

In addition, Bush is struggling in the polls regarding his credibility; his religious base is beginning to thin, and the next presidential election is already a topic of discussion. Even though it’s a long way off.

I’m not a Bush supporter, never have been. But I can’t say all this Sturm und Drang makes me happy. I would much prefer that Bush and his administration had chosen different paths these past five years, even if it meant I had to admit I was wrong about him. Presently, I don’t see any chance of that.

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