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Barbara Bush

There is a statement attributed to former First Lady Barbara Bush that is circling the airwaves. I quote it as it arrived in my email box. I have tried to ascertain its accuracy, but so far the only barometer I have is that other people whom I’ve emailed have also heard this comment from various independent sources.

Nevertheless, Mrs. Bush is documented as saying: “And so many of the people in the arena here, (meaning the New Orleans Superdome) you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them.”

Excuse me?

How is it working very well for them? They’re destitute.

I checked my dictionary for a definition of underprivileged and learned that there is really no such word. Yet Mrs. Bush’s statement suggests that anyone in that so-called classification has no memories, no photographs, no family members who are gone missing. They have no attachment to where they lived, no roots, no desire to make it on their own.

If the word existed, underprivileged would not mean lacking in self-respect or lacking in memorabilia or lacking in family closeness. Rather it means being less privileged than the privileged. Maybe that’s why Mrs. Bush used it incorrectly; the meaning is beyond her personal comprehension.

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Rescue Efforts

The battle for New Orleans continues, only now it’s shifted from stemming the flow of water through the broken levees to final searches for residents who are still in their flooded homes and not able to communicate with the outside world. There is no electricity, no potable water, no telephone communication, no operating sewers, no grocery stores, nothing. As one report I read noted, “It’s like the Jetsons were turned into the Flintstones.”

How does one survive without the twenty-first century necessities? I’m not saying all of them are necessary, but many of them are . . . especially in cases like Hurricane Katrina. There are still families searching for loved ones, still displaced people being shunted from here to there with little understanding of what’s happening, still water everywhere.

The final death total remains elusive; the final dollar value of property and earning power lost is equally elusive. And, so to is the final impact on our country.

Some say this tragedy equals 9/11, and I’m prone to agree. Even though the latter was a terrorist act instead of a natural disaster, similarities abound. Both acts were unexpected. Sure, we knew Katrina was headed toward New Orleans, but at the last minute it shifted course. What did the city in wasn’t the hurricane but the collapse of the levees. While their weak spots had been debated for years, the actual breaks came as the same sort of surprise that 9/11 wrought.

The clean-up efforts for both tragedies are tedious, disheartening, and expensive. They are also an example of American will to survive and rebuild. Even though New Orleans Mayor Nagin has demanded that all residents leave the city, there are some holdouts who refuse to leave their homes. In a way, they represent the American spirit; in another way they defy the law. We’ve always been like that.

As I write this Bill O’Reilly is waxing semi-eloquent on his nightly show. He’s asking hard questions of New Orlean’s Mayor Nagin and Louisiana’s Governor Blanco. He’s asking less harsh questions of President Bush and FEMA and Homeland Security, which is what I would expect, given his political bent. At the same time, there will be plenty of pointing fingers in the next few weeks while rescue efforts continue.

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Hummingbirds

Early in the summer season Earl and I affixed a hummingbird feeder to the awning outside my office window. My office is the only room in our house that does not have a view of the St. Joe River, so we try other diversions to make me one with nature. The hummingbird feeder was our latest idea.

At first, even though I filled the feeder with the sugar water hummingbirds crave, there were few visitors. For the most part, the feeder sat ignored. But in time the hummingbird grapevine kicked into overdrive to the point where today we have rivaling hummingbird gangs challenging each other to the sugar water, as if it were a limited supply.

The truth is I’ll make sugar water till the cows come home; but, of course, I have no way of communicating with the birds about this. Instead, I watch as they peck and bicker the way humans would if the water were gold. And, maybe, in this summer of intense drought, the little hummingbirds perceive my watering hole as gold.

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Labor Day

A quick Google® revealed that Labor Day evolved from parades held in the 1880s in New York City by the Knights of Columbus to honor the working class. These parades were held on the first Monday in September; and, from this beginning, over a hundred years ago, the national holiday we celebrate was born.

Today Labor Day has come to signify more than a pause from laboring. Now it’s also the unofficial end of the summer season. Families gather for that final fling, just as ours did for the past three days.

Both Earl’s side and mine spent approximately forty-eight hours together at Portage Point Inn in Onekama, Michigan, setting work aside to be together, to eat and drink and remember. Earl’s daughter and son and Portage Point Inn go way back and the rest of us came along to learn why.

The weather, which can be capricious, gave her best. The lodge itself at PPI apparently hadn’t changed all that much since the days when Earl first brought his family there. The sunrises were beautiful, the waters were clear, and the atmosphere was incredibly relaxing. But most of all, the thirteen adults and one baby were all out of their natural habitats, leaving computers and DVDs and jobs and other responsibilities behind. This put the emphasis on being, instead of doing. On relaxing instead of racing around. So, while we were together enjoying each other’s company, we also celebrated Labor Day in its original intent.

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September

Earl claims that September and October are his favorite months, although I’m not sure why he feels that way. I’ve never asked.

For me, each month has its qualities, so I just take them as they come. In September, I look forward to cooler evenings after the summer’s scorch and to less yardwork after the growing season’s flurry. The days are shorter, but they are still long enough. I can weed after dinner and not be in the dark. But . . . I don’t have to weed as often as in the summer months.

September also brings schoolbusses onto the roads again. And crossing guards and falling leaves and campfires. Autumn doesn’t officially begin until September 21, so the month holds the vestiges of summer but not the promise. If things haven’t bloomed by now, they aren’t blooming this year.

September also holds the birthday of my older son, Kevin. He was born on September 11 long before that date held meaning for most Americans. I can remember that particular month and day as if it were yesterday, and I’m saddened that he now has to share a private birthday with a most public event.

My friend, Carol, whom I’ve known since I was ten years old, was also born on September 11, a coincidence I relished in the years shortly after my son was born. But now I feel for her too.

So September arrives and I remember what I like and don’t like about it. Mostly, I’m glad to be here to enjoy the month once again.

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Survivor

I’m still mesmerized by the film footage from New Orleans and points east. It’s water with rooftops dotting it. Water with people slogging through it, knee deep. Water with debris of all kinds floating by.

I can’t help but think that the producers of the television show “Survivor” couldn’t pick a better place for their next season. Because of Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans has all the primitiveness and drama that the previous seasons’ locales had. In addition, there’s the search for water, for food, and for shelter – just like the TV program.

But unlike “Survivor,” this is not a situation where someone is voted off the island and goes home to a comfy bed. Nor will anybody win a million in the end. Rather, it’s reality, not just a reality show. And the real truth is that New Orleans, with its rich layers of history, its contributions to American music, and its traditions of fun will never be the same.

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Economizing

I live in the upper Midwest, while Hurricane Katrina and her aftermath rages in the southern states of Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama. We couldn’t be farther apart. At least geographically.

But before this is over, I believer that, regardless of where Americans live, we will all feel an aftershock from the ruin and devastation that has hit our country. We may still have our homes, but our wallets will be affected at the gasoline pump, the grocery store, and the mall. That’s because so many products are a creation of oil, and our oil production has been reduced by ten percent almost overnight.

This finds Earl and me making a list of things where we could economize. For starters, we could gang errands since we live in a community with no public transportation. We could use my car, a modest stick shift, over his, an SUV. We could wash our own clothes, instead of sending them out. We could even hose down our own cars.

Over the past few years, we’ve taken to having everything done for us: lawnmowing, house cleaning, gutter clearing, you name it. It’s not that we’re lazy; we’ve just subscribed to the theory that it’s cheaper to hire work done if you make more per hour than you pay the subcontractor. But now, with the devastation of New Orleans, things are going to get dicey . . . and more expensive.

So I think this is a good time to ride the pricey bikes that sit in our garage, to kayak on the river like we’ve said we always wanted, to do our own weeding (Yes, weeding). It’s also time to read those books we’ve bought on a whim, to review the upcoming television season, and to generally hunker down while the world out there sorts things out.

With this in mind, I see 2006 as the year of economizing, of enjoying what we have while not acquiring more, and a year to give thanks that we don’t live in a place that Hurricane Katrina can level.

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The Think Method

Professor Harold Hill of “The Music Man” fame and I have a lot in common. We both believe in the think method of music. Of course, there is one difference between us: my method works, at least for me, and his was a scam artist’s dream.

If you’ve seen the Meredith Wilson musical, you know that Harold Hill entices the people of Gary, Indiana, to purchase musical instruments with which to create a brass band for their young. It doesn’t matter than finding teachers or conductors for the band is a crucial element for success; nor does it matter that it takes great time and patience to weave a uniform sound from discordant musicians. Hill subscribes to the think method of music; that is, if you think the tune, you can play it. Basically, he’s out to sell instruments and then skip town.

I’m not planning on skipping town.

But I do use a variation of the think method when it comes to practicing for my weekly piano lesson. Case in point. This week I’m to practice a simple C major piece whose melody moves from the left hand to the right and back again. It’s different from most of the pieces in my lesson book, because they have chords in the left hand and the melody in the right. And I’m a whiz at chords in the left with melody in the right.

So I approached this week’s homework with skepticism, assuming it would be difficult. At the same time, I also approached it from a thinking point of view whereby I spent the first couple days imagining how my fingers might approach such a difference in style.

And it worked. I managed to move from left to right and back again without getting too offbeat. I managed to pretend that my two hands were really one giant hand that hit notes from the F below Middle C to the A above it. And I managed to think of Harold Hill, the music man, and give him some slight credit. After all, if it weren’t for him, I might never have considered the think method.

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Katrina

All day Earl and I have watched the television, glued to the weather station and news of Hurricane Katrina as it wends its way inland through Louisiana and Mississippi.

It’s funny about associations. I once had a student named Katrina who was a forceful and direct as the current storm. I hadn’t thought of her in years, but as rain and wind pummeled New Orleans and Mobile she came to mind.

I picture her now as she was then. Braids, bangs, glasses, strident presence, loud voice, positive attitude. She was a force to be reckoned with; and I, a novice teacher, tried to tame her. Now a storm is named Katrina. It’s probably not in honor of my Katrina, but nevertheless it brings memories.

Today’s storm is also a memory-maker for those in her wake. Bourbon Street in the French Quarter of New Orleans is drenched; the Super Dome with its nine thousand refugees is also drenched; water is everywhere. Further east, Mobile has taken a direct hit; and it’s predicted torrential rains will soak everything from the Gulf Coast to western New York State.

Oil refineries are shut; highways are closed; power lines are down; personal suffering is up. One TV announcer said that Hurricane Katrina ultimately will be felt by everyone in the United States either personally or in the wallet, since oil refineries off the coast of Louisiana have shut down and are impacting the availability of what is called black gold.

It’s a harsh reminder that, even though we’ve discovered the formula for atomic bombs, Mother Nature still calls the shots with the biggest natural bombs of all.

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Drugs for Sale

Today is Sunday; and, as is my pattern, I watched the morning program called “Sunday Morning.” I like it and its moderator, Charles Osgood, because they remind me of the kind of television show I’ve always liked best: the variety hour.

But this essay isn’t about variety shows. Rather it’s about the commercials that paid for “Sunday Morning.” As I ironed (a mindless task on the par of watching television), I decided to take notes regarding the commercials. It seemed like another mindless thing to do.

By the end of the hour and a half that “Sunday Morning” occupies, I’d come to the conclusion that we are a nation of hypochondriacs. Either that or we are suckers for allowing pharmaceutical companies to invade our lives, promise us nirvana, and make big bucks in the deal. If we took all the commercials in that hour and a half seriously, here is a composite of what the traditional American would look like:

We would need a sleep aid to get a good night’s rest. (Read Ambien® here.) Then we would need a soothing aid for our esophagus because we’d been neglectful of its tender nature. (Read Nexium ® here.) We’d also need a calcium supplement (Caltrate®) and a fiber supplement (Citrical ®) to get through the day. Then there are the allergies medications (choose from Claritin® or Benadryl®), the headache medicine (Tylenol®), the toothpaste for sensitive teeth (Sensodyne®), and the Icy Hot Patch® for back pain.

Finally, if all this information gives you heartburn, there’s Pepcid Complete®.

Don’t get me wrong; if a medication is warranted then I take it. However, it seems that the pharmaceutical companies have declared an advertising free zone in order to sell their products.

Time was when those same companies had sales reps who visited doctors’ offices and provided free samples in the hope of encouraging the physician to prescribe their product. But today, it’s the other way around. Television entices viewers to make note of specific drugs and then demand prescriptions for them from their doctors. It’s the tail wagging the dog.

On top of that, I’m willing to bet that the advertising dollars pharmaceuticals spend are reclassified for tax purposes under research and development. So it’s a win/win situation for the drug companies, but probably not a win/win for the general public.

This said, I still like “Sunday Morning,” but it makes me even more vigilant about drug companies.

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