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Out of the Loop

For the past few days while we celebrated the Fourth of July, I’ve been out of the loop regarding current events, stock market closings, and Iraqi insurgents. It’s been great; and I can only assume that current events continued at an even pace, the stock market either plummeted or rose, and the Iraqi problem is still with us.

Ignoring the larger world is certainly different from our regular routine. As a rule, Earl and I tune in to the radio news and the television chat people daily. They tell us what’s happening and then tell us their opinions of what’s happened. It’s almost more stimuli than I can bear.

So when we check out for a long holiday weekend, I’m struck with how much fun we have at home cooking on the grill, talking and laughing, watering flowers, building campfires, and generally just hanging out. And, while we do these things, the world continues unabated. Does our knowing what’s going on make a difference? And, if so, to whom does it matter?

I’m not sure. On one hand I believe in keeping up with current events – I certainly wouldn’t have wanted to learn about September 11 on September 23 – but, at the same time, I believe there are many so-called significant events that garner more attention than they are worth. If only we could separate the one from the other. Failing that, getting out of the loop for a few days is the next best thing.

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Fourth of July

Today is the two hundred twenty-ninth anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. That’s pretty amazing, and it’s gotten me to thinking how wonderful this holiday really is.

Not only is ours one of the oldest democracies in the world (and maybe the oldest; I’m not sure), but also the signers of the Declaration of Independence had the foresight to convene in July rather than October or January or March. Most likely their decision was a function of the difficulty of travel back then, but today we are the beneficiaries.

Fourth of July is about families and fun. Ah, you say, so is Thanksgiving and Christmas. That’s true; however, these latter holidays require much preparation and often much expense, while Fourth of July doesn’t demand anything more than a grill, a bunch of burgers and a host of hot dogs. Even the fireworks are free.

Fourth of July is the height of the summer season, when children are out of school and parents schedule time off from work. Those two other summer holidays – Memorial Day and Labor Day – simply don’t have the sense of freedom attached to them. Besides, they haven’t been around even half as long.

When I was growing up, the various annual holidays came on different days of the week, just like Fourth of July still does. But somewhere along the timeline of my life, the government decided arbitrarily to move most holidays to a Monday and provide the citizens with three-day weekends wherever possible. To my knowledge, only the Fourth of July, December 25, and January 1 still rotate through the week.

Call me old-fashioned, but I hope this never changes. The Fourth of July always, always, always falls on July 4. That’s how it should be.

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Annual Celebration

It’s almost the Fourth of July, but our family always celebrates on the Third of July. We gather together, usually at Mark and Adaire’s cottage, not necessarily to honor the pending anniversary of our country’s independence but rather to acknowledge more than one recent birthday and Father’s Day and – if we’ve been particularly remiss – even Mother’s Day.

We do it on July 3, because that really is Adaire’s actual birth day and because it’s often a long weekend and also the NYC contingent comes to town that time every year. So there’s plenty of reasons to party.

We just returned from this year’s event, a little sunburned and a lot of tired; and I can’t help but think how this annual celebration has grown over the past four of five years since its inception. Children have married, adding not only spouses but also in-laws to the gathering. What was once only a get-together for humans now includes a bevy of family dogs of all sizes and temperaments. And, this year, Greer is eight months pregnant; so you could say that the ages of the guests ranged from almost seventy (Earl) to almost born (Baby Haines).

We drank Sangria, ate burgers, held beanbag tosses, reprimanded the four-legged guests, and patted Greer’s stomach . . . with her permission. We teased and opened gifts and watched the Cubs lose in extra innings.

I don’t think the real meaning of the Fourth of July was even mentioned, but I’m sure the Founding Fathers (and Mothers) would have been pleased, had they been watching from above.

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Club Set

For the second Friday in a row, Earl and I have dined at the local country club. Or, I should say, one of the local country clubs. It’s been an interesting experience.

Long before Earl and I arrived in St. Joseph, Michigan, the Berrien Hills Country Club had an illustrious history, as attested by a couple of my neighbors who remember it in its heyday. Today, however, it is struggling, trying to entice new members to join the golf set and opening its dining facilities to the general public. It’s all about survival.

As members of the general public, we like it there. The bartender, Chuck, knows how to mix a mean and generous drink. The view from the dining room is spectacular in summer; and the food is good, although not as spectacular as the view.

At the same time, the club has a long way to go to reach its former glory. For instance, the dinners are all served buffet style. Tonight the buffet’s theme was “Thanksgiving in July”; and — you guessed it — turkey, mashed potatoes, dressing, and cranberry sauce comprised the only entrйe. I assume buffet service cuts down on kitchen costs, but it also suggests a paucity of funds with which to operate.

Besides Chuck’s bartender skills, the other thing that really keeps us coming back is the sense of camaraderie. Neither Earl nor I golf, but both Friday nights that we’ve gone there, we were surrounded by league golfers who come for the buffet after they’ve been out on the course. They are a social bunch, not only among themselves but also extending to us. Every time we’ve gone, someone different has come to our table of two to inquire who we are or if we’re golf enthusiasts or possibly considering joining a league.

In some situations, I would find the intrusion offensive, but here it’s very pleasant. It makes us feel welcome. Not only to the club but also to the community. So we’ll continue to return on Friday nights, in spite of the fact that we could dine at a buffet for a lot less at the Big Boy.

Although, we’d have to forego Chuck’s great cocktails.

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Finish Line

Tiger Wood and Lance Armstrong and Venus Williams and other record holders have nothing on me. While their accomplishments are more in the public eye than mine, I am proud to say that today I crossed the finish line in one of my latest projects. It took six months, and I’m glad it’s over; but I’m equally glad to say I completed what I started.

My project was an afghan, which I crocheted for a friend of my son’s. Granted I had committed to finish it four months ago, so you might say I ended the race long after the cheering crowd departed. At the same time, I had no idea what I was getting into when I began this project.

I wonder if Tiger and Lance and Venus look back and say the same time.

The early going was easy, as I completed what I call the base of the afghan: a simple pattern of double crochet combined with a pattern of mesh rows. Crochet 12 double rows, then two mesh rows, then 12 double rows, then two mesh rows, etc. until the desired size was obtained.

Unlike the aforementioned heroes, I did not start out knowing the precise number of holes or kilometers or sets I had to cover to reach the finish line. All I knew was that the base was easy and I finished it fairly quickly.

But, having never done this particular pattern before, I didn’t realize the significance of the mesh rows until I began attaching the fringe to the afghan. Now that I’m wiser, I suspect they are similar to sand traps or water holes for the golf enthusiast. For every mesh in a mesh row, I attached five strands of fringe. And, if it weren’t for Earl’s help in cutting them all, I’d still be at it.

Instead, this morning over coffee, I attached the final strands. Then, with the help of a calculator and some advanced math, I counted them to see how many we actually used. I believe this afghan has over 10,000 strands of fringe, enough to make all but the stout hearted actually go crazy or at least become part of the fringe element themselves.

But now I’m done, and I’m proud of Earl’s and my work. I plan to ship the afghan off to Julie without further ado and then take a break from afghan making. Well, maybe I’ll contact the Guinness Book of Records first. It’s possible Earl and I hold the official Fringe Factor Record.

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Drought

According to local weather sources, Southwestern Michigan is in an official drought. I checked Google® to see what the actual definition of drought is and learned that one way to describe it is “A time when rainfall and runoff are much less than average.”

That certainly characterizes our area when local prognosticators have said we’re seven inches or more below normal rainfall.

Further study of the term provided additional information, some of which I’m passing along here.

First, drought is normal, although it doesn’t happen everywhere or every year. It is temporary and not to be confused with aridity, which is a permanent feature of low rainfall regions. High temperatures and winds can aggravate the situation. Drought is insidious in that the resulting water shortage affects humans, animals, crops, and other plants. In turn, larger socio-economic systems and environmental systems are at risk.

There are two main kinds of drought — conceptual and operational – and Google® offered lengthy articles on both types. I read them, but have decided not to try to water them down here (Pun intended.) Instead, if you’re interested I refer you to Google®, while I fix myself a cool drink of something other than water.

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I-9

I-9 has entered my life. No, it isn’t the newest interstate highway or the final number on a winning bingo card. It’s a lot more complicated than that.

I-9 is shorthand for a form currently issued by our government’s Department of Homeland Security to verify that employees who work for any company in America are eligible to work there.

What does ‘eligible’ mean? Well, I’m not sure, even though I’ve read the Instructions for I-9 thoroughly. What I think it means is that people who have entered the country illegally and therefore have no documentation of their right to be here should not be hired for employment by any American company. This includes Mexicans who sneak under the border patrol, Canadians who don’t have proper papers, and possibly Martians who haven’t gotten a green card.

People who were not born here but who have taken the time and trouble to obtain proper identification and documentation are eligible for hire, as long as they show their paperwork.

Evidently this law has been in effect for quite some time, but since I have been an entrepreneur for an equally long time I’ve never bumped against it. Now that I’m working for fredflare.com in the capacity of human resources development, I-9 stares me in the face.

In its simplest terms, it means that every new hire must present two pieces of identification that establish his or her identity and employment eligibility. There’s that ‘eligible’ again. In other words, you can have identification that proves who you are but doesn’t prove you have a right to be in America. Only if you can prove you have the right to be here can you then be employed.

Now that I know that I-9 exists, it’s my job to make sure every fredflare.com employee qualifies. I’ll do the right thing and backtrack if necessary but it strikes me that Homeland Security has made it hard on those of us who do belong in order to trap the relatively few who don’t. I guess that’s what government red tape is all about.

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Hot

The hot days and sticky nights that Earl dreams about in the cold of January have arrived with a vengeance. Yesterday, the thermometer hit the mid-nineties, and today is equally warm. I hesitate to check in with the local weatherman regarding tomorrow.

It isn’t only the thermometer that tells me it’s hot. Neither is it the muggy feeling I have when I’m outside. It’s conversation. At the cleaners, the supermarket, the gas station, the drugstore. Everywhere I go the clerks and cashiers and other customers are all talking about the heat.

“Hot enough for ya?” “It’s a hot one out there.” “Is it still hot out there?” “Have you heard the forecast?” “I’ll have an iced frappaccino.”

It reminds me of how the late Johnny Carson had a running gag on his television show when it originated in New York City. When that city would swelter in the summer, Carson would say, “It was so hot today that . . . and he’d fill in the rest of the sentence with some absurd result of the heat. It almost always got a laugh.

Well, it’s so hot here in St. Joseph, Michigan that nobody is laughing. We are down seven inches in rainfall in the past three months. The river is becoming a stream; lawns are masses of brown scrub; flowers are trying to show off their best but having difficulty. Worst of all, the farmers who were almost drowned from rain last year are scorching from the sun this year.

So I suppose it’s no wonder that talk of the weather creeps into daily conversation, even among strangers. Like poet Jane Merchant once remarked, “We get to know each other by degrees.”

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Lightning Bugs

They’re God’s flashlights or Tinkerbell’s dearest friends. So why do children capture them and put them in jars? On the face of it, it seems cruel.

But I think it’s because lightning bugs – also known as June bugs because they appear most prolifically in June – are ephemeral and fleeting. So it’s important to catch them and hold them dear. It’s about cherishing and not about imprisoning.

Lightning bugs surround our house every June, emitting their bright signals and flitting from here to there. It’s an enchanting thing. We sit on the deck or the patio and are surrounded by little lights, some in front of our noses and others in the flowerbeds.

While Earl and I don’t have any children of the age where jars of Junebugs beckon, we still have the ardor it takes to admire both the lightning bugs and their pursuers. At this age, we imagine what it would be like to have little ones romping on the lawn and chasing the lightning bugs at the same time that we’re admiring the bugs for their incandescence and thanking them for making their annual appearance.

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Kathy and Gary

My cousin Kathy and her husband Gary visited us last week. It was both a wonderful and revealing experience. By that I mean, I learned so much about them and – in the process – also learned about our extended family dynamics.

Kathy and I are first cousins; in this case, our mothers were sisters. My mother is deceased, while Kathy’s is faring fine. That said, I see family genes at work.

For instance, Kathy and I are both analytical and verbal, and I suspect our mutual ancestors somewhere along the way were too. Which possibly accounts for our dissecting various topics without hesitation, even though we’d never spent a week alone together before. Words helped bring us together. In addition, we’re both organized and detail-oriented. We also like intellectual humor.

These are great things to know, since our personal lives have run on perpendicular planes. I’ve been married twice and currently live with a man who’s ten years my senior. Kathy married for the first time in her late thirties; and her husband is also about ten years her senior. Given the similarity of our mates’ ages, there’s a commonality here about fears for the future; and it bodes well for keeping in touch.

We spent the week visiting various sights around the area where we live and then jaunting to Springfield, Illinois to learn about our sixteenth president, Abraham Lincoln. Along the way, we learned about each other as well.

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