?`s and ANNEswers

Ten minutes to write. Less time to read.

Moving On

“When are you going to stop writing about your book project and move on to other subjects?” Earl asked me this morning. “You’re an intelligent woman, and I want to read your opinions on other issues of the day.”

I pondered this question and imagined that other readers, who might not be at intimately acquainted with me as Earl is, would have the same reaction. My first thought was that I should accommodate those complainers in order to guarantee readership down the road.

But my second thought was that I blog mostly for myself, to keep me honest about writing every day; and, if I give in to public whim, then I could be writing about things I have no interest in.

So, once I have the book project out of my system, I promise to be current, anti-establishment, and — from time to time — witty. Until then, please bear with me while I revel in the accomplishment of having written a novel, albeit one that needs revision, against great odds.

Try it some time, and you’ll see what I mean.

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What Was Missing!

There are things I neglected during my novel writing month. Some of them may continue to be neglected, but I plan to welcome others like old friends.

First the friends I missed.

I missed playing piano with abandon. I continued to go to my lesson every week during May, after I had warned my teacher that my practice time would fall off the table. And while I actually practiced more than I thought I would, that old daring-do was gone. I made each practice count, because there were so few of them. And I rarely played for the fun of it.

I missed blogging, although in the beginning it was great not to come up with something writable every day. But by the end of May, I looked forward to writing something that wasn’t connected to what came the day before or had to fit into what followed. I learned blogging is good.

I missed reading. I started a couple books early on, but will have to go back and restart both of them. I did manage to read the Sunday paper with greater interest, since it offered shorter pieces that didn’t obligate me beyond a page or two. But I have no sense of accomplishment on the reading front for May.

I missed trolling on the Internet, because cutting down on that was where I found some of my extra time to write the required word count each day.

The thing I didn’t miss most was cooking dinner each night. Most likely our dining habits have fallen even more by the wayside, but at this point I’m not interested in mounting a great campaign to re-establish them. Earl was most accommodating about this, which is another reason I’m not eager to go back to the stove. I say we should each eat what we want when we want, and leave eating together for when we go out to dinner. It’s not like we don’t spend plenty of time together each day.

And, now that the writing project is over, what I miss most is the regular, sometimes daily, communication with my sons about our progress. We are meeting next Monday in Fargo, ND, to present each other with copies of our manuscripts and to celebrate our achievements. After that, it’s back to the real world.

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Making Adjustments

For the past month I had to write approximately 1,667 words a day to stay on target for writing a 50,000 word novel in one month. It took a while to get the rhythm of it, to figure out what one could say in 1,667 words, and to allot the hour to two hours it took, depending on whether my creative muse was cooperative or not.

Toward the end, I found I could write for two or three hours at a time without becoming distracted. And, in the end, I managed to finish my novel — which I’ve decided to title Secrets –two days early. Now I’m back to blogging.

But I already see that it will take another adjustment, because there is no way to write 1,667 words in ten minutes. There is no time or space for lengthy expositions or scenic descriptions. There is no plot development or character development either.

There is just one main idea to put down, flesh out, and come to some conclusion about. It’s a completely different format, and I must admit I feel rusty. So bear with me a little if I become long winded and you begin to wonder where the story is going. Or worse yet, if you yawn along the way.

I hope to keep those yawns to a minimum.

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Celebration

Tonight my sons and I held a conference call to celebrate our mutual achievement of writing a novel in a month. I don’t mean one novel that we wrote together; rather, I mean three novels that we each wrote individually while supporting our collective effort.

It was a worthy endeavor; and, at project’s end, Kevin was sipping champagne, I was sipping Absolut, and Keith was promising to tie one on later.

It just goes to show that writing a novel can be a doable project, if you set your mind to it.

This is the third book I’ve written. The first took about five years, with an essay here and an essay there. I ended up publishing it with First Books, but I can’t say it garnered me a great deal of royalties.

The second took about two years; and it won a contest prize but never saw the light of a publisher’s contract. So, given that I’ve put the least amount of time into this current novel, I feel optimistic for its future. I also feel the concept of “No Plot, No Problem” has merit. And I’d like to do it again.

That said, the next task is to edit my one-month novel and turn it into something even more marketable than it is today.

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Euphoria

At promptly 4:07 PM this afternoon, I did it. Crossed the finish line in my month-long project titled “No Plot, No Problem.” Immediately rang up my younger son to gloat, since I believe I was the first of the three of us to cross the finish line.

He acknowledged the same, having 200 words to go. Then we decided to lie low until we heard from Kevin, the other conspirator in this literary collusion. After all, Kevin dealt with the death of his beloved cat, Harold, in the middle of the writing exercise, as well as a couple trips that were planned prior to the “No Plot, No Problem” commitment.

But I’m sure he’ll be with us on Sunday when we have that conference call, each of us holding our alcohol of choice in our hands and saluting our communal efforts.

It is a euphoric feeling to know that tomorrow I don’t have to grind out 1667 words or that, failing to do so, I have to grind out twice as many the next day. It is equally euphoric to know that I did it for a month and have a first draft to show for the effort.

If I can do this, given my work load and my other commitments and the bewilderment of my significant other, then I can do anything.

Maybe that’s what it’s really all about.

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Ready

Keith and I have decided to start our month-long writing project tomorrow, April 29, instead of May 1. It was his idea and it works for me, so we’re beginning at 7 PM tomorrow night with a long distance cocktail before we get down to business.

The business is for each of us to write a 50,000-word novel in the space of one month. I’ve been thinking about my plot and have decided it will revolve around three women, their relationship with each other and with others outside their circle. Keith says his work will be a memoir.

It has the feel of going on a diet. Setting the starting date is the easy part. The first day will probably be pretty easy too, especially since we’re heading into a weekend and may have more time to devote to the Project. However, I’ve written under deadlines long enough to know that eager beginnings often give way to tedious middles before reaching barnstorming ends. Isn’t that how losing weight sometimes works too?

When I was a pen for hire, I never missed a deadline; but I fretted many of them and renegotiated one or two to be turned in on a Monday instead of a Friday. I’m out of practice these days; at the same time, my son is an added motivating factor. He works horrendous hours and is still up for this challenge. If he can find the time, I can too.

With this in mind, I’m whittling my daily routine to its barest bones. No craft projects; less piano playing, no long trips. And I’ll probably not write a mini-essay every day. In fact, when I do check in it will be to report on the progress of our novel writing experience. If you want to offer encouragement to Keith and me, email us at keith@fredflare.com or at anne@annebrandt.com. And if you know any publishers, alert them too.

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Megamillions

The lottery ticket falls into my wastebasket. It never came through on its promise of over 200 million dollars, at least for Earl and me. But it did make me wonder about the phenomenon of the lottery.

We don’t buy tickets very often; in fact, we only play the game when the prize reaches certain high stakes, as if the original one million dollars you can win just isn’t enough to bother with. I have friends who act the same way, so it makes me wonder if the chances of winning are less when the prize is more.

I picked up a brochure about the lottery when we bought last Friday’s ticket. It was extremely informative about the odds of winning. I learned there is a one in 88 chances of winning two dollars, and a one in 152 chances of winning $3. Since that’s about what Earl and I spend, by combining our assets, it seems like a low risk. But, in the finest of fine print, I also learned there is a 1 one 135,145,920 chances of winning the whole tamale. I guess that answers my question.

Then there’s the slogan I heard for one of the lotteries. It says, “You can’t win if you don’t play.” I see the logic here, but a more accurate while less enticing slogan should be, “You probably won’t win, even if you do play.”

Yet, lotteries remain extremely popular. I think it’s because they dispense hope and fuel daydreams for a relatively small cost. Tickets are available everywhere, so you don’t have to visit a casino to gamble. And, with a stretch of the imagination, the player can feel as if he or she is underwriting the educational system since that is often the stated philanthropy of the monies which are left after Mr. Winner takes his share to the bank.

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Ritual

It was merely coincidence this afternoon that I entered the local supermarket just as the high school, which is exactly across the street from the store, let out for the day. By the time I gathered the couple items I’d come for, the entire supermarket was awash with youngsters who hardly looked old enough to be shopping without parents. But I chalked that up to my more mature age, which causes young people to appear even younger than they probably are.

The supermarket has a Starbucks just inside its door, and usually when I go for my latte, the students are in school. Besides, I never imagined high schoolers had been introduced to coffee creations; but there they were, ten deep waiting for their turn with the barista. While they stood, some of the girls helped themselves to the free samples as if they were meant to be lunch. Finally, the barista said, “You’re supposed to take only one free sample per customer.”

The students weren’t particular rowdy, but it looked as if they’d claimed the market as their hangout between the last class and the time they had to be home for dinner. They pushed the tables in the little cafй together, swigged colas and coffees, and demolished a large bag of potato chips in record time. Bookbags and their contents were history for the moment.

The girls flirted, while the boys punched each other in the shoulders. As more and more students streamed in, those already there greeted them as if they’d been separated at birth. I noticed people my age looking at the group, but I couldn’t read any conclusions from their carefully modulated facial expressions.

At first, I told myself I’ll never shop here again at three in the afternoon. But as I thought about it, I recalled my own high school days and Ellsworth Drug Store, which my friends and I invaded every day in a similar fashion. Ellsworth’s didn’t have tables to push together, and the proprietor wasn’t as patient as the Starbucks barista seemed to be; but it was the same ritual. We hung around Ellsworth’s corner and flirted and shoulder punched, all the while eating some snack or drinking some pop. It was an audible and collective sigh of relief at being released from the school routine.

As I walked to my car and the exuberance of youth receded in the background, I smiled.

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Preparation

One week from today my son Keith and I embark on the Great American Novel Experiment. What this means is that both he and I plan to write separate novels, at least fifty thousand words apiece, in the space called May. With thirty-one days at our disposal, that’s approximately 1613 words per day, rain or shine. Inspired or not.

I’ve told Keith that my chapters will be short, since I’m used to writing in ten-minute increments for this mini-essay column. Basically, it will be a challenge to write what amounts to a chapter instead of a verse.

At the same time, I’m looking forward to it since I’ve written one novel already. I entered in a contest and won an interview with a potential publisher. But my novel didn’t even pique his interest, must less his pocketbook. (I have written and published a collection of personal essays too, but that’s not the same.)

This experiment of writing a novel in a month originated with Chris Baty who wrote the book No Plot, No Problem. Baty’s premise is that many people have novels buried deep inside them, novels that are screaming to see the light of day. But their authors procrastinate, waiting for the perfect time, seeking the gentlest muse, arguing that they’re not quite ready to sit down and begin.

Baty’s argument is that there is no perfect time, that beginning is what it’s all about. You must sit down and write, write, write. Don’t edit. Don’t analyze or criticize. Just write. Your inspiration will come. Your characters will perform. Your plot will emerge. So Keith and I are putting Baty’s premises to the test.

We’re putting ourselves to the test too.

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Upheaval

We’re dismantling our kitchen in anticipation of new granite countertops and a new sink and new window treatments. It’s all under the guise of making our kitchen look more up-to-date.
But it means we need to empty cabinets and drawers, because some of the cupboards are going to be reconstructed; and all of them will endure a week of carpenter’s dust.

So this morning we unloaded the dishes and the silverware and the plastic containers and the pots and the cookie sheets and the so on. We stacked these items in the dining room and the living room and the laundry room; and I have the intention of separating those items we use from those we don’t. Those we don’t use should go to the Good Will.

But Earl doesn’t see it this way. He’s committed to keeping every little paring knife and pasta pot and salsa maker. He wants the duplicate coffee grinders and both mandolins (These are not the musical variety.), even though I prefer the cheap, plastic variety to the expensive, fancy one. I’m a minimalist at heart.

Which means that emptying our cupboards is not only about the upheaval of stacking things elsewhere temporarily; but it’s also about paring down, evaluating what we really need, and aligning our cabinets accordingly. That’s the real upheaval in this remodeling effort.

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