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Panama Canal

Earl picked up the photos from our recent vacation yesterday, and we spent a pleasant hour over cocktails reliving the highlights as they exist in 4 by 6 frames. Overall, I was struck with how few people shots we had and how many Panama Canal shots we had. But then that was the intended highlight of the entire trip.

It did not disappoint.

The idea of building a canal across the relatively narrow Isthmus of Panama in Central America began with the French in 1880. Such a success would lop off seven thousand miles for any ship voyaging from Atlantic to Pacific ports by eliminating the arduous trip around Cape Horn at the bottom of South America.

The French government awarded the contract for the canal’s development to Ferdinand de Lesseps, who had directed the completion of the Suez Canal in 1869. In 1880, de Lesseps was 74 years old and still basking in the glory of his previous accomplishment.

He believed the Panama Canal could be a replica of the Suez, which was built somewhat like a long ditch bridging two oceans. However, he had never been to Panama and did not know that the isthmus where the canal was to be built traversed a mountain range. Digging a mere ditch would have meant leveling mountains to below sea level. Given the times and the current state of knowledge, it was impossible. But de Lesseps did not know this; consequently, the French effort failed. In time, the United States took up the project. By fast forwarding the story, the last chapter is that the Panama Canal opened in 1914.

Unless you’ve been there, Earl’s photos don’t do the Panama Canal justice. It’s not because he isn’t a good photographer. It’s because one needs the back-story to appreciate fully what was overcome before a ship like the one we were on could navigate the locks. There was malaria, lack of technology, and mudslides. There were also clever men who determined that the big ditch approach would never work; instead they created a lock and dam system that is as brilliant today as it was at the turn of the last century.

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Reality

The problem with vacations is that they require a return to reality; and I, for one, return slowly. This is why I want to be sleeping in my own bed for at least one night and have one day to myself before returning to work.

My Mother, on the other hand, would jet in at two in the morning, drive to her house, and sleep a couple hours before rising to be on the job. She preferred to milk every ounce of pleasure from her trip rather than have a down day at home.

My mother’s regime notwithstanding, yesterday I slept till nine o’clock, took my time unpacking, went for a long walk, and generally tried to remember phone numbers and other codes that had receded far from my conscious mind. I even had to look up my son’s telephone number to get it right. I dipped my mental toe in the waters of memory, recalling that I do indeed work for fredflare.com and that I blog every day in the hope of making it big. I also dabble at piano and like to keep a tidy home.

In the days to come, the memory of this wonderful vacation will recede from my mind; and I’ll be more committed to life in the present. I’ll enjoy piano and writing. When Spring is really around the corner, I’ll miss the sun less. In the meantime, I reveled in the reality of that precious day between vacation and regular routine.

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Snapshots

Earl and I returned from our trip to the Panama Canal last night. Early this morning he headed to the drug store with his rolls of film in hand, eager to get them developed so that we could relive a wonderful trip.

I, on the other hand, had already developed snapshots in my memory, most of which will not show up in any album. Nevertheless, when I think of this trip they will be among the highlights.

I remember Jabar, a young Jamaican on the cruise ship who waited on us for the first time. I don’t mean that it was our first time seeking a cocktail; I mean Jabar had never taken a drink order before. Naturally everything that could go wrong did to the point where Sydney, the headwaiter in the bar, apologized profusely and promised to take better care of us next time. Which he did.

However, we saw Jabar on several occasions, and what we noticed most was how much he had begun to master his job by the end of our ten-day trip. He knew the name of the Drink of the Day, knew how to add and subtract, and also how to bring cookies with our afternoon libations. He had grown in confidence as well; we even saw him dancing a bit at the Captain’s Reception as he offered cocktails to the guests.

I remember Grand Cayman, not for what we saw but for what we didn’t see. Hurricane Ivan devastated much of the Cayman shoreline last fall; so where once there were beautiful beaches and lovely homes, there were now only tattered remnants.

Originally we had signed on for a kayaking experience, but our guide made sure it was more than that. He took time to describe how the area had looked before Ivan arrived, and I thought he approached tears. The mangroves which lived at the juncture of beach and water all around the island were particularly hard hit; no, they were obliterated. And since mangroves grow especially slowly, it’s likely the guide will not see them again on Grand Cayman in his lifetime.

Then there were the two guides in Belize. The one, our driver, had been accepted at the university as an archeology student and was relinquishing his job as soon as the school term started. The other had already been to school and spoke English, Spanish, and Creole fluently. I put my life in his hands to swing from platform to platform high above the jungle floor.

Part of these people’s jobs is to make sure tourists enjoy themselves. And we certainly did. But I believe another unspoken part is to represent their countries by being themselves and showing us how eager and able to learn people are, regardless of where they come from or what they do for a living. Our experience was richer and fuller, not only for seeing the marvels of different countries, but also for rubbing shoulders with their citizens.

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Jet Plane

Tomorrow Earl and I leave on our annual winter rendezvous with the sun, eleven days of glorious shorts and swimsuits and lightweight coveralls. Once we reach Ft. Lauderdale, there won’t be a flake of snow in sight.

As I pack, a song wanders through my mind. It’s “Leaving on a Jet Plane” originally sung by Peter, Paul, and Mary. This song and I have a history.

Long years ago, I temporarily left a man, then my husband, to the tune of this song. He was bringing our son and me to the airport so that we could have a “break” from each other. He had gotten involved with someone else; I had become unglued. So our solution was to separate and sort our feelings. Peter, Paul, and Mary sang to us through the car radio the night my son and I left.

Years later, after that man and I went our separate ways permanently, I still enjoyed John Denver’s version of “Leaving on an Jet Plane.” And, even more years later, I’ve enjoyed learning to play the tune on my piano. There is no remnant of previous emotional connection.

Peter, Paul, and Mary still sing this song in concert. John Denver died an untimely death. I continue to take piano lessons. And tomorrow, even though I detest flying, I will board another jet plane for points south.

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Super Bowl Survival

It’s official. The Philadelphia Eagles and the New England Patriots are going to the 2005 Super Bowl, scheduled for broadcast two weeks from today. This means the countdown to the most over-hyped sporting event of the year begins immediately. As Bette Davis once said, “Fasten your seatbelts; we’re in for a bumpy ride.”

Advertising may not take front and center, but it’s a close second. Major companies who purchase big-buck advertising plan for this event all year. They whip their creative teams to concoct the most innovative, most unusual ad and then play financial roulette by deciding which quarter it appears. It’s all because theorists argue the merit of placement and timing.

Then there are the daily interviews with the coaches and players; about the only person who doesn’t get air time or credit is the head groundskeeper. Finally, ancient coaches of former Super Bowl winning teams trot out to give their equally ancient opinions.

But what if you find all this frenzy boring? What if you think the solution to football is to give each team its own ball so that they don’t fight over the tiny pigskin? Then you must go into survival mode.

To help those who aren’t football fanatics, I’ve devised a short list of things that will get you through the evening. First, check the TV guide and find out when the game begins in your area. Don’t call friends who might be watching it until tomorrow. If you know which team they’re rooting for and that team doesn’t win, don’t call them for several days.

There is a big half-time show, but mostly it’s a big full time waste. It doesn’t matter if rapper Nelly or pianist Billy Joel entertains, the basic point is to give the television audience a potty break while the actual audience in the stands remains minimally engaged. In reality, this is when the television audience expects its pizza deliverymen to show up. So, if you want pizza that night, you need to order your cheese and pepperoni early.

If you’re a more social type who usually spends Sunday night having a couple brewskis in a local bar, know that if you go there you will be subjected to the Super Bowl on television. It’s best to avoid the scene by popping for whatever beer you like at the local liquor store and taking it home for private consumption.

Which leads me to my last helpful survival suggestion. Consider having a good book on hand, so that you can enjoy the beer going down without the sight of football players spitting, announcers gaffing, and commercials vying for number one position.

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Big

How big is too big?

I pondered this question as Earl and I made our Sunday morning visit to Meijer. It wasn’t our weekly stocking up either, just a quick grab of snacks for afternoon football games and “Desperate Housewives.” But it still amazed me.

Meijer isn’t just big; it’s huge. There are two main entrances, one in the grocery section and the other in what I call the general store section. It doesn’t matter which entrance you use; you are in for a lot of walking.

I know there are other chain stores that pride themselves on this one-stop shop approach, but – sorry Wal-Mart – the Meijer we frequent is the biggest one I’ve ever been in. You can buy ammunition for your weapons, have an extra key made for your house, fill your prescriptions, sign up for the gift registry, or start saving money for your child’s college education. All this before you even put the first grocery item in your cart.

Until this morning Earl and I stuck together when we went to Meijer, for fear of never finding each other if he went to the men’s section while I went to the cosmetic department. We had played that riff before, and it usually ended in one of us going to the service desk to page the other. And feeling silly for having to do so.

But today we both brought our cell phones (which are also two-way radios). And while I’m not a cell phone devotee, it gave us freedom without frustration. Earl went off in search of sun screen for our upcoming trip. I read labels in search of the lowest calorie potato chip. (I love to read labels, but that’s another story.) From time to time, we secretly paged each other and met without incident by the apples to check out. The cell phones solved our problem.

Come to think of it, they also answered my question. If you and your mate must take your phones to a store for the sole purpose of reuniting, maybe the store is too big!

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Extremes

This weekend gifted us with the biggest snowfall of the year, and now that the snowplows have tried to rearrange it our road looks like a huge meringue. The temperature isn’t any too friendly either, but so far Earl and I are toasty in our heavy sweaters, rag socks, and afghans. After all, we only have to make it to Wednesday.

That’s when we leave for our winter break aboard a cruise ship that will take us through the Panama Canal. I checked the weather in Panama City, Panama – one of our stops on this ten-day escape from Michigan’s winter – and this afternoon it was 91 degrees. That’s about 75 degrees warmer than it is here.

It’s an annual ritual with us to go somewhere warm for a week every January. At first, we tried road trips, heading south to such places as the Carolinas, Hilton Head, and Raleigh-Durham. But snowstorms followed us on two of those trips; and when our friends in Raleigh-Durham facetiously accused us of bringing the bad weather along, we knew we hadn’t ventured far enough.

How far is far enough? Somewhere near the equator works fairly well.

Using this criterion, there is no place in North America that qualifies. However, the equator passes smack dab through the South American countries of Columbia, Equador, and Brazil. But those places are problematic for other reasons, such as political stability, language barriers, and drug traffic.

So Earl and I compromise on the Caribbean. We’ve visited many of the islands there as well as Costa Rica and, this year, Panama. I think we’ll be safe from snowstorms there. Assuming I’m right, we’ll leave our heavy coats, gloves, boots, scarves, and hats in the car at the airport when we fly out. We’ll be the funny looking people running into the terminal in our summer best.

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Tidbit

Children provide great inspiration, especially if you capture it in the moment. When they say something funny or do something cute, the parent who puts in on paper has extra memories down the road.

Recently, I found some scribblings I’d written when my two sons were little and the world held much to learn.

My three-year-old is learning how

To help put on his clothes.

But when it comes to shoes and socks,

He says: “I’ll just wear toes!”

That three-year-old is now thirty-two and living in New York City. He owns an online retail business with his partner, Chris, and long ago gave up toes as the ultimate in footwear. But if I hadn’t written it down, I would have surely forgotten that incident.

Many moms keep their children’s school art projects and report cards and class photos for years, and I am no exception. However, a while back when both of my sons visited at the same time, I handed each a large box filled with their own childhood mementos. I reasoned I had kept them long enough and it was time to return them to their rightful owners.

We spent the evening emptying those boxes and remembering, as each son chose what to keep and what to toss. I kept my opinions out of it. And when Kevin and Keith left, their possessions went too. So I am even more grateful for the old habit of writing down sayings, situations, and sillinesses from long ago. I didn’t give those away.

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Comfort Food

In Washington, George W. Bush takes the oath of office for the second time today. There will be the swearing in, the parade, and the parties. Our senators and representatives will be there. So will the justices of the Supreme Court. So will honored guests.

There will be newscasters, political pundits, and talking heads, as well as a huge security force. And don’t forget the fashion designers who, although they may not have received a personal invitation, will be well represented at the official balls.

Then, tomorrow morning Katie Couric and her competitors will recap the events and ooh and ah about gowns, menus, weather, music, and maybe the President’s inaugural speech.

Although it may be difficult, I plan to miss the entire thing, both the live coverage and the reruns. It means turning off the television (Not a problem here), weaving my way carefully through the Internet (A little more difficult), and giving up the newspaper for two days (The hardest of all, since I’m really a “print” person and not a “video” person).

I understand that the inauguration of a president is an important event, but I think the swearing-in is the meat and potatoes of the entire thing. The rest is gravy. And, since I didn’t vote for Bush, none of it is comfort food to me.

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Yard Art

It’s the dead of winter; George the plowman is finding creative places to put the snow he’s removed from the driveway; he waves as I watch from my window. It’s stark outside this morning.

But beautiful.

The piles of snow are mini-mountains that the squirrels will probably find challenging in their search for food. At our front door, the little red wagon and red tricycle that are surrounded by flowers in summer balance their own snow piles. The concrete column that Earl’s son-in-law “liberated” from Chicago’s Wacker Drive and presented to him one Christmas wears a topknot of the white stuff too. As do the bushes, the birdhouses, and the mailbox.

Usually I think of yard art as statues, large stones, trellises, fountains, rock gardens, goldfish ponds, and other more elaborate items that invite comments from guests. But this morning I’m revising the definition to include the beauty of a fresh snowfall.

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