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Sounds of the Season

Earl and I are slowly adding the accessories of the holiday season to our home. And I have begun playing Christmas music.

We’re scaling back this year since there are no-out-of-town guests to cook for, fewer restaurant reservations to make, and snowy weather conditions keep us inside. Who wants to brave 25 mile an hour winds to go shopping?

That said, I’m struck with the relationship between the music I’m playing and our various activities. Yesterday, for instance, Earl assembled our Nativity scene which is quite extensive. Not only does it include the Holy Family and the requisite stable, but it also has angels, shepherds, sheep, donkeys, three Wise Men, three camels, and one palm tree. “Away in a Manger” and “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing” are perfect accompaniments to this activities. Maybe also “We Three Kings.”

We spent a couple hours assembling our ACE Hardware Christmas tree that Earl bought on a whim a few years back. It replaced the one that kept falling over, which was not part of our traditions I wanted to continue. This one stands tall – well, five feet tall – and stays upright. It has permanent purple, green, red, orange, and yellow balls of light which are certainly not traditional either. Still, “O Christmas Tree” is the appropriate song here.

A few years ago my son made a wreath out of various green yarns which has graced our front door ever since. While I wasn’t aware that there was a song about a wreath, I found one on Google® called “The Christmas Wreath.” One of its lyrics is: “The wreath encircles close our hearts, the blue sky wraps our earth.”

Thinking about our decorations, I’ve decided we are somewhat unorthodox with a mega-creche, neon lighted balls on the tree, and wool instead of evergreens for our wreath. So for the fun of it, I Googled®, “Is there a song about crazy people at Christmas?” Of course there is!

Recorded by Copperlily, you can view “My Family’s Crazy (At Christmas Time)” on YouTube. I’ve chosen not to.

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One Month Ago

One month today our nation held its presidential election where former President Trump was re-elected to the office for a second term. I don’t know about you, but in those thirty days I’ve seen a lot of potential cabinet appointments which don’t bode well for our future.

When I use the phrase “our future,” I’m referring to the possible fate of various groups in this country who are not among the top ten percent of Americans who hold the majority of wealth, much less the top one percent which holds a third of the nation’s wealth.

Think about it: One percent of our citizens owns 33 percent of our assets. In simple terms, it’s as if the country were worth one hundred dollars, and one person owns $33, while the other 99 people have to share $66.

Pursuing this analogy, the people who are being appointed to run our country, for the most part, belong to that one percent. They have no conception of what it’s like to get by on $.66 a day. Nor do they care.

Which means the various groups such as retirees who depend on Social Security and Medicare, veterans who depend on health care benefits, parents and children who depend on various type of support, even the mentally ill and the homeless are all at extreme risk of becoming even more impoverished while the wealthy become wealthier.

There’s a term for this: It’s called “banana republic.”

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Team Clean

More on cleaning our home. I say “Our,” because Earl, probably with the desire of saving money by not hiring an outside service, has offered to help as best he can. I’ve never met a man who’s actually offered before; usually they must be commandeered.

I was skeptical at first, but Earl has pitched in with a fever. Today we tackled the kitchen, particularly the refrigerator, which probably hadn’t had a cleaning overhaul in a couple years. There was scum everywhere as bottles of cocktail sauce and their ilk left drippings on shelves when we put them back after dinner.

Once the fridge was in operating order, we cleaned backsplashes, countertops, stainless steel appliances, and the floor. I was amazed at how industrious Earl was with his particular jobs. (He may not realize it yet; but he’s creating a monster for himself, as I become aware of his skills.)

As I mentioned yesterday, my former cleaning lady was the best I’ve ever had; but her job description didn’t include the insides of things like refrigerators, ovens, or drawers. That was always my domain. At least now I have help.

“Team Cleaning Lady” probably isn’t the right name for our little endeavor. I’m open to suggestions, but in the meantime I’m calling us “Team Clean.”

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Cleaning Lady

Have I mentioned that my cleaning lady, the one I’d had for seven years, quit in an email five weeks ago? Since this coincided with my November sabbatical from daily blogging, I probably haven’t. Which is a good thing, because I was really angry. Not that she quit, but because she didn’t talk to me face to face, or via her cell phone, about it. There was no dialogue, only an ultimatum.

I haven’t cleaned my own home in years, and I pondered what to do. Talk with friends who have cleaning help? Find a new cleaning lady? Hire a service? Do it myself? For three weeks I did nothing except allow the dust bunnies to enjoy a holiday and the drain in the kitchen sink to become stained.

But by nature I am a neatnik, so eventually this situation got to me. I gathered all the supplies and tools my former cleaning lady used, including the vacuum that had been purchased just for her, and studied them. That’s when I realized that cleaning a home has evolved since the days that I did it.

There are dusting tools that extend to various heights, so that one doesn’t have to bend over to dust baseboards or stand on a stool to reach the ceiling fans. There are environmentally friendly products for every surface: granite, stainless, glass, wood, walls. There are new inventions for cleaning hard surface floors that don’t require getting down on one’s hands and knees. And the vacuum cleaner is lightweight, easy to maneuver, and doesn’t use a dust bag that needs replacing.

Truthfully, I’ve always liked cleaning. So armed with all this information –   and a book called The Queen of Clean by Linda Cobb – I decided to clean my home thoroughly while figuring out what to do for the long haul.

My former cleaning lady did it in three hours, while it took me a couple days. Still . . . the dust bunnies have been put on notice, and for now I am the official new cleaning lady. Got a lot of stretching exercise in the deal too.

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Christmas Season 2024

There are only 27 days between Thanksgiving and Christmas this year; so if the season seems compressed and harried, it is. Retailers have fewer days to meet their sales goals;  non-profits have fewer days to seek contributions; and the rest of us have fewer days to decorate, wrap, cook, and enjoy. The “enjoy” seems elusive.

The last time this happened, according to the ever-available Google®, was in 1939. It’s because some years November has five Thursdays instead of four; and since the holiday is always on the last Thursday of the month, the season’s length fluctuates.

I don’t like to start Christmas until Thanksgiving is over. Each holiday in its due time is my motto, which means I too am feeling the burn this year. Besides it’s been a difficult 2024 for almost everyone I know.

Earl and I plan to aim for a simpler holiday. We’ll decorate but not as much. We’ll listen to Christmas music, probably watch some traditional holiday programs, and enjoy our caloric-laden-but-so-delicious eggnog. We also have a special jigsaw puzzle honoring Advent to work on.

But there are no out-of-town guests this year, although we hope to Zoom with those who are dear to us. There will be less cooking and dining out. Fewer gift socks and ice cream certificates. Probably no monogrammed baseball jerseys either.

The state of the world is precarious at best. I can’t speak for anyone else, but to me it feels right to hit “Pause” during these 27 days, scale down our expectations, and reflect on how to greet the future.

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Back to Blogging in Real Time

If you followed this blog in November, you know I participated in NANOWRIMO, the annual event where people write 50,000 words in 30 days. There are no gold medals for the winners, no hefty book contracts, no fanfare. Just the personal satisfaction of putting one’s writing first. You have to do that to find the time to write 1,667 words a day.

I’ve done NANOWRIMO three times before and always managed to meet the goal. This time I modified the program to finish writing a book I’d started years ago that needed to be bulked up (That is probably not a literary term) by about 15,000 words or 500 words a day. What could sound easier?

I didn’t get it done.

There is no self-recrimination here; rather it’s interesting to me that the lesser writing goal was the greater challenge. Perhaps it seemed so doable that I didn’t take it seriously. Perhaps working on a project for years makes it psychologically okay to work on it another year or two, instead of only a month. Or perhaps the fact that my cleaning lady of seven years quit via an email and left me dusty and cobwebby and bereft had something to do with it.

Regardless, I’m back to blogging in real time and still working on what I’d like to call my magnum opus. My other magnum opus these days is to keep a clean house.

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Failed Writing Exercise

From the Archives – August 1, 2004

As a writer, I’m always interested in ways to hone my skills; so, from time to time, I do practice exercises. Recently I came across one that set me thinking. The assignment was to spend ten minutes writing down everything you remember about your first grade teacher as a way of developing characters for stories.

Ten minutes, I thought. I can do that. So I sat at my computer.

Two minutes ticked by, and in that time all I could remember was my first grade teacher’s name. It was Mrs. Cary. But was she tall? Thin? Stout? Short? Grandmotherly? Or young? I cannot picture her at all in my mind’s eye.

Five minutes ticked by. I recalled things about my classmates and the school bus that turned around in my front yard, since I lived farthest from Virgil Central School. I remembered the classroom itself and the play yard. Even Darla and David, the twins who lived next door and rode the same bus. They had eight older brothers and sisters, some of whom also piled onto the bus. But beyond her name, nothing stands out about Mrs. Cary.

Do you remember your first grade teacher? If so, maybe you could spend ten minutes writing about him or her and email me some good descriptions. Perhaps we’ll even discover the art of character description together. Send your memories to Anne@AnneBrandt.com. I’d be grateful.

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Getting Started

From the Archives – November 5, 2004

The hardest thing I do every day is sit down and begin. And since this activity occurs several times throughout the day, it is always a challenge.

Sit down and begin means to focus on the task at hand and move all other issues to the side. Whether it’s getting out of bed at a certain time or spending an hour practicing piano, I’m not good at it. Never have been.

Take waking up each morning. My mind, which is on full alert, wanders around its universe while my body stays snuggly in place, resisting anything resembling a vertical position. Finally, I arise, but it is with great difficulty and two jolts of caffeine.

Then, if I’m not careful, I can spend an entire day puttering, rearranging this book and that, rereading the newspaper, and checking email. I can play with my hairstyle, redo my nails, and plump the pillows that huddle on my bed. But this isn’t really productive.

What I need to do instead is focus on something I want to achieve, something I want to have finished by day’s end. To do this requires constant guard. If I’m getting up, I can’t rationalize reasons why I shouldn’t. If I’m settling in to write, I can’t answer the telephone. If I’m analyzing data, I can’t be distracted by music in the background.

I don’t know if others have this dysfunctional problem; so if there is anyone else out there, then please let me know how you cope. I could be so much more productive if I didn’t have to force myself to sit down and begin.

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Marathon Musings

From the Archives – June 17, 2016

I’ve never been to Duluth, MN, and might never have come now except for my son Kevin’s plans to participate in Grandma’s Marathon tomorrow. It’s the fortieth anniversary running of this event; and it’s being acknowledged in a big way.

This is Kevin’s eighth marathon; and I’ve traveled some distances to be there for more than half of them. There was Chicago, Lake County, Rome, and Boston. Now Duluth.

We were reminiscing and plotting this morning where I would be along the course to yell Kevin’s name and spur him on. Other runners often just see their families at the finish line. But I try to study the course and figure out where I might surprise and encourage him.

Chicago’s course, for instance, made it easy because it was a narrow loop. I could be at the five-mile point and then walk only a few blocks west, see him again at the nineteen-mile marker, and then hightail it to the finish line. The same was true of the cobblestone route in Rome. But Boston and Duluth are point to point courses. And given the traffic on Race Day it is extremely difficult to wait along the way and then get to the finish line to meet up.

My current plan is to be somewhere near the twenty-two-mile marker. Once Kevin passes I’ll walk the remaining four miles to the finish line, rather than drive through the spectator throngs and rerouted traffic patterns in a city I don’t know. I assure you he’ll get there long before I do. Still, this is our tradition . . .

Perhaps I should ask Kevin to consider only looped routes in the future if I’m to continue following him around the country and the world to yell, “Go Kevin.”

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Casablanca

From the Archives – April 7, 2005

My favorite movie in the whole world, “Casablanca,” airs tonight for the umpteenth time. And, for at least half that many times, I’ve watched it. The lead actors and actresses are all dead, since the movie premiered in 1942, but there on the little screen they are as alive and passionate as ever.

Basically, the story revolves around one Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), owner of a cafй in Casablanca, Morocco, during the Second World War. He’s nursing a wounded heart, having apparently been jilted a few years earlier by a woman he’d met in Paris before the Germans occupied it. He’s come to Casablanca to forget.

But the war has caught up with him. And so too has the woman, played by Ingrid Bergman. Ilse’s married now – in fact, was married when she and Rick had their affair – and is trying to help her husband, a leader of the Resistance, get out of the country. Rick holds the key to their escape.

There are myriad legends that have grabbed hold about the making of “Casablanca,” directed by Michael Curtiz. One was that the script was noticeably loose, that from day to day the actors did not quite know what came next, and that – until the very end – the Bergman character didn’t know if she would stay with her husband or go with her former lover.

If this notion is true, then I think it added to the intrigue of “Casablanca.” The movie itself is about wondering whether the characters get out of their situation alive; in real life, not knowing whether they do or not until the end makes their performances more real.

There are so many lines in this black and white film that have become standards in conversation. “Play it again, Sam.” “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” “Here’s looking at you kid.” “Round up the usual suspects.” “This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.” The movie was made on back-lot sets for one million dollars, and the mega-budgets and location choices of today don’t hold a candle.

So if you’re not doing anything tonight, tune in to Turner Classic Movies and catch one of the best of all times. Here’s looking at you.

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